11-12-2019, 02:33 AM
My Little League baseball coach had a baby blue Mazda pickup truck back in the day. One day, just as we were about to leave for a game, I slammed his fingers in the door so hard that it jammed and we couldn't get it open for a few minutes. That day, I heard a grown man scream many words that I had never heard before. I also witnessed first-hand (see what I did there) a gnarly hand crunched into the shape of a Mazda pickup door jam.